Funny Farm

Ryan was moving our cow into a stall in the barn. This cow has been known to escape and cause chaos and havoc for us novices. Marshall, the resident farm hand, was ready and willing to help as usual. He was sitting on the riding lawn mower, watching as Ryan was struggling to get the massive beast to go into the right stall. He tried to wrestle it out of where we keep the feed, getting slammed up against the wall. The cow then freaked out and found one of the many stalls containing other people's treasures. Luckily, it wasn't too interested in garage sale fodder. It was, by this time, not going very well. Marshall was watching wide eyed at the rodeo show unfolding before him. The cow stops right in front of the mower stares down Marshall. Marshall takes a hard stare back at the cow and yells, YOU DO WHAT MY DADDY SAYS. YOU NEED TO GO AWAY. The cow knew she'd been beat, hung her head and went straight to the right stall.